About my Social and English teachers in Hubli..!! :)

Well..!! That was my first day at school in KV Hubli..!!

We didn't noticed much abt the school or the teachers in the school for the first day..!!

Soon we discovered one thing abt our Social sir ( class teacher ).. Mr. Malger..!!
Whats special bout him..?? The way he speaks or teaches or gives lectures was special..!!
His speciality was.. he always uses 2 words in between all of his sentences..!!
The first word is * in himesh's voice * "aink sik" nd the other word is * in normal voice * " yahan pe " ...!!
Every time he teaches or talks to any student or gives a speech on stage... He has to use these two words..!!

Right now i don't have a social book so i'll show u an example how he'll teach biology..!!

"Aink sik.. Steward yahan pe concured with many yahan pe aspects.. Aink sik of the yahan pe starch hydrolysis theory... Aink sik don't talk.. ( though no 1 is talking ).. Yahan pe he gave a aink sik different version of yahan pe how osmotic aink sik potential is changed in yahan pe the guard cell.."

During his class.. me nd shahz used to count that how many times he uses those two words..!!
He counts the aink sik part nd i counted the yahan pe part..!!

In an average.. He uses around 75 aink sik and 100 yahan pe in a single class..!!
Sometimes the students in our class makes a bet regarding how many times he uses those two words...!!

Usually he never beats any student unless there is something serious.. But when he beats any student.. Its worth staying out of that area.. Mahn.. It looks like a completely retard or mad person has skipped from the asylum and started beating..!! When he beats.. He never leaves a single part of a body.. He closes his eyes while beating nd never gives a damn shit that where he is beating..!!
Next.. His jokes.. Now i was sitting with Tushar Tiwari..!! We used to sit in the last row.. First bench.. Yes not kidding.. It was the first bench..!! While teaching he usually cracks some 3rd grade useless jokes..!! We listen to his jokes very sincerely not because to enjoy.. Thats cuz when he's done with his joke we can give an artificial laugh to make him understand that we understood his jokes.. But seriousely no1 understands his jokes..!!
Sometimes it gets more worst.. He's telling the joke.. Everyone is listening to him.. He's done with the joke.. Still everyone is waiting for him to finish..!! In the end he says.. Joke yahan pe khatam ho gaya..!! Then everyone laughs..!!

One more thing.. His very usual attack... The duster attack..!! If he's teaching nd someone is talking in the back then without showing any sign of his anger.. He'll pick up the duster and throw it to that student.. Nd believe me he missed his shot only for once..!! Nahin to he's like a perfect duster thrower..!!
Now let me tell abt his one miss..!! The guys sitting two benches behind me were talking in his class.. He saw them.. Without telling anything he took the duster nd threw it..!! He missed the shot..!! I got that duster on my head..!! Tushar was telling me something abt hacking..!! As soon as the duster hitted me.. I shouted so loud that the neighbouring classes heard it..!! What did i shouted...??
Whaaaaaaaat Thaaaaaa Fuuuuuuck...!! He heard it... Understood it..!! Asked me what i said...!! I said to him.. Sir i said what a hacking technique tushar knows.. Brilliant..!! He understood everything nd kept quite..!!
So this was our social sir..!!

Now there was our English teacher.. Mrs. P. kumari..!! The whole class used to call her "peekumaari".. I think in hyderabadi hindi it means beating while drunk..!!
Though she was our english teacher.. She was very bad with her spellings..!!
One day she was teaching us grammar..!! On the board she wrote grammer..!! Me nd tushar noticed that..!! I told to tushar in a loud voice... " hey tushaaar.. I think the spelling of grammar is GRAMMAR..!! " he replied in a louder voice as well.. " No Vidiiiiit.. Its GRAMMER..!! See thats what mam wrote "... She heard us and corrected it as grammar.. Then again i said in louder voice to tushar.. " yes man u were right... Its GRAMMER..!! " then she rubbed the correct word nd wrote GRAMMER..!! Then tushar took the dictionary out nd showed me... Actually he said in that same voice... " See in this dictionary its GRAMMAR..!! "... she really got pissed off with both of us nd rubbed whatever she had written nd wrote " Gram. " ... Nd after that she muttered.. " useless fellas " ... We heard that nd gave each other a small hi5...!! After the class everyone was talking abt this only..!!

So.. This was abt my social nd english teacher in hubli..!! I hope u had fun..!!
2morrow i'll introduce u all to my hindi nd maths teacher..!!

Till then.. Cheers..!!